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CHEESEBURGER
#1 BEST BURGER
for the price in America!
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One 1/4-lb patty topped with American cheese, caramelized onions, pickles, and our Awesome Sauce
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$6
DOUBLE
CHEESEBURGER
Two 1/4-lb patties topped with American cheese, caramelized onions, pickles, and our Awesome Sauce
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$9
SIDES
MAGIC FRIES
Crispy fries tossed in our magical seasoning
ABOUT
MEET CHRISTOPHER
Christopher Huang is an award-winning and Michelin-tired chef that is consistently the best looking man in his home bathroom mirror. As a 3,085 year old man, he was responsible for many great inventions such as evolution, interracial relationships, and the two-wheeled unicycle.
MEET DAVID
Chef David Ramos is the most awesome person that you will ever meet. Regardless of whomever you will ever meet. Many forest animals regularly migrate to pay homage to his greatness, and he even lives vicariously through himself.
When Christopher and David started Narwhal Jousting Club, they discovered that eating great burgers caused their skills and magic abilities to improve. This led to the decision to start a new restaurant to augment their powers, and they now want to share those same special burgers with the world, so that everyone may become Narwhal Jousting Masters.
"Burgers that make you question the reality of this existence, like, are we in the right universe? And if this universe is wrong, I don't want it to be right."
Joe C.
CONTACT
4901 Rose St.
Houston, TX 77007
HOURS
Monday - Closed
Tuesday - 11 AM - 6 PM
Wednesday - 11 AM - 6 PM
Thursday - 11 AM - 6 PM
Friday - 11 AM - 6 PM
Saturday - 11 AM - 6 PM
Sunday - Closed