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Fried mozzarella sticks topped with avocado, basil, and marinara
DA CHICKEN CHICKEN
Fried chicken and peanut butter mole, topped with avocado, sour cream, pickled onions, and jalepenos
*4 out of 10 Spicy
MC HOT DOG
Wagyu dog smothered with mapo chili and topped with cheddar cheese sauce and fried onions
Grilled mortadella and American cheese topped with tomato, cole slaw, fried chicken skin, mayo, and everything bagel seasoning
Two patties topped with American cheese, soy cured egg yolk, caramelized onions, house made pickles, and marrow-naise
PHO GOODNESS STEAK
Medium rare filet mignon topped with grilled onions, mustard, and marrow-naise with a side of pho dipping soup
Crispy fries tossed in our magical seasoning
It's not really crack y'all
When Christopher and David started Narwhal Jousting Club, they discovered that eating great sandwiches caused their skills and magic abilities to improve. This led to the decision to start a new restaurant to augment their powers, and they now want to share those same special sandwiches with the world, so that everyone may become Narwhal Jousting Masters.
Christopher Huang is an award-winning and Michelin-tired chef that is consistently the best looking man in a 20-foot radius. As a 3,083 year old man, he was responsible for many great inventions such as evolution, interracial relationships, and the two-wheeled unicycle.
Chef David Ramos is the most awesome person that you will ever meet. Regardless of whomever you will ever meet. Many forest animals regularly migrate to pay homage to his greatness, and he even lives vicariously through himself.
"Sandwiches that hit taste buds like a Plinko chip headed towards jackpot."