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COFFEE & SANDWICHES • COUNTER-SERVICE • PATIO SEATING • COFFEE & SANDWICHES • COUNTER-SERVICE • PATIO SEATING • COFFEE & SANDWICHES • COUNTER-SERVICE • PATIO SEATING • 

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THE CAUCASITY

White people approved, adored by all

Chicken salad, microgreens, on a croissant

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NEW CHICKEN DISH

It's gonna be good

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MC HOT DOG

Wagyu dog smothered with mapo chili and topped with cheddar cheese sauce and fried onions

Image by Monika Grabkowska
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FATHER FIGURE

5 oz burger patty topped with roast beef, American cheese, pickles, and mayo

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PROSPERITY BURGER

Two patties topped with American cheese, caramelized onions, pickles, and mayo

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BEEF PHO REAL

Griddled roast beef, melty cheese, Vietnamese chimichurri, cup of pho to dip

SIDES

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MAGIC FRIES

Crispy fries tossed in our magical seasoning

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MAGIC TOTS

They magically disappear when you eat them

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ABOUT

Chris Huang Chef

MEET CHRISTOPHER

Christopher Huang is an award-winning and Michelin-tired chef that is consistently the best looking man in his home bathroom mirror.  As a 3,084 year old man, he was responsible for many great inventions such as evolution, interracial relationships, and the two-wheeled unicycle.

David Ramos Chef

MEET DAVID

Chef David Ramos is the most awesome person that you will ever meet.  Regardless of whomever you will ever meet.  Many forest animals regularly migrate to pay homage to his greatness, and he even lives vicariously through himself.

When Christopher and David started Narwhal Jousting Club, they discovered that eating great sandwiches caused their skills and magic abilities to improve.  This led to the decision to start a new restaurant to augment their powers, and they now want to share those same special sandwiches with the world, so that everyone may become Narwhal Jousting Masters.

"Sandwiches that hit taste buds like a Plinko chip headed towards jackpot."

Joe C.

CONTACT

4901 Rose St.

Houston, TX 77007

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HOURS

Monday - Closed

Tuesday - 8 AM - 8 PM

Wednesday - 8 AM - 8 PM

Thursday - 8 AM - 8 PM

Friday - 8 AM - 8 PM

Saturday - 8 AM - 8 PM

Sunday - Closed

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